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	It's frightening how very true most of these are!!!!



>You Know You've Been in College Too Long When...
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> 1) You boast ramen as a culinary accomplishment.
> 2) Eating month old bread doesn't faze you.
> 3) Showering becomes more and more optional every day.
> 4) Watching TV (i.e. shows like "The Simpsons", "The Dukes of Hazzard",
>      "Friends", and "ER") becomes more important than studying.
>  5) Sleeping becomes more important than anything.
>  6) You can argue for hours about the symbolism found in various episodes
>     of "The Simpsons" but a two page paper on an entire book is totally
>     beyond you.
> 7) Laundry becomes a major financial decision.
> 8) You know how to sleep comfortably in a single bed with another person
>     (presumably a skill obtained from practicing).
> 9) You routinely wander the halls late at night writing strange and
>     involved messages on memo boards, bulletin boards, etc., as a method
>     of procrastination.
>10) If given a choice between buying bread and beer, you choose beer.
>11) Mail is a reason for a party.
>12) Anything is a reason for a party.
>13) When adding up your monthly expenses, you don't forget to include
>     cover charge and beer money.
>14) The words, "I'm REALLY stupid for going out tonight," come out of
>     your mouth at least once a week- usually while downing your third or
>     fourth beer.
>15) You think being drunk is a state of mind.
>16) You know how to get puke stains out of your clothes.
>17) Knowing someone's last name isn't necessarily a requirement for
>     going home with them.
>18) You get excited over Spaghetti-O's.
>19) You think nothing of writing 45 cent checks.
>20) You become territorial over toilet/shower stalls.

* When "hi" becomes a yes or no question

* You consider McDonald's "real food"

* You actually like doing laundry at home

* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends

* It starts getting late on the weeknights

* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party

* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it

* You'd rather clean than study

* "Oh fuck how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a
   night

* Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal

* Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life

* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps

* You know the pizza boy by name

* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark

* You live for getting mail

* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment

* Prank phone calls become funny again

* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on

* Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the
  outside world)

* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate

* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth

* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime

* You find out milk crates had so many uses

* Wal-mart is the coolest store

* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday
  night)

* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in
  college too long

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